A story.

Once upon a time, there was pretty young lady. All the guys were interested and fought to take her out on the town. Two gentlemen in particular sought her attentions. They tried all kinds of tactics to win her over, and get her into their car.

While they were arguing a dashingly handsome chap happened upon the scene.

While the gents duked it out for the ladies attention, the stranger made his move. He smooth talked his way right into her car after sharing stories of mashed bananas and Japanese toy cell-phones.

One of the gents tried to talk some reason into the stranger, making him realize what he was up against,

but the stranger was not deterred. He and the lady traveled many miles together, created a language of their own, and shared toys.

She even brought him his pacifier whether he wanted it or not. They both lived happily ever after.